Middleton! She’s so fresh! / Middleton! Loot at that dress / Middleton! Keep it bold / HOT WILLS … I want you so.
She’s got the sheen in her hair / ‘Cos she’s worth it too / Call her middle class / But she got there before you / She knows the rules / The game is too fun / Been playing it long before / She turned twenty-one.
Get the camera ready / For the walk of the plank / The crowds, the speech / And the merchandise thanks.
What a dress it wil be / As a fairy tale comes true / Made of newspaper clippings / From me and you.
(C.) Fiontán Bleau Moran